I Let Random Number Generators Run My Entire Weekend and Everything Went Beautifully Off the Rails
What happens when you hand the keys of your entire Saturday and Sunday over to dice apps, spinning wheels, and a truly unhinged collection of random number generators? Spoiler: you end up eating gas station sushi at 11 PM on a Tuesday — wait, no, a Saturday — and somehow having the best weekend in recent memory. Here's the full, gloriously chaotic breakdown.